JONATHAN ELLIS aka THE REV
Have you seen this man?
He has been missing from Funct Fitness for a couple of weeks and there are concerns about his safety and also that of the community! It is important that he is returned to us as soon as possible because there is a planned "get-together" on 5th March for which he is desperately wanted.
Do not approach him directly - he is well known for his sermons and constant preaching (you may not come out alive)
p.s. if you are reading this: your fan's have requested your return!
Oh Dear.....on reflection, I quite agree.
ReplyDeleteI shall return shortly from my sabbatical, where I've been trying to rehab my knee which has been really playing up over the last few weeks. The Physio suggested using low impact machines like that crosstrainer thing but to be truthful with you I can't bring myself to go and use 'em. They might be low impact but their also extremely low on excitement if you ask me..(She's gonna give me a row when she see's me next).
Been missing you all and the lack of a computer means It's difficult to pick up the posts all the time, but thats another story for another day. (Someone saw this post from a link to Shop Physical and suggested I take a look. They wouldn't tell me what it was so I've borrowed a computer to write this post.)
Great to see photos of the gang, Gav, Khalipa, the boss and everyone shown for that matter are looking great. Me, due to the lack of training I think I've developed a beer belly. When I come back I think I'll have to try and re-invent myself, no more sermons, perhaps keep it low key. I could start by changing my name to Trev.
Lots to tell you all about but I'll save that for when I see you.
Take care, lots of love Rev oh no that should have been Trev..oh I don't know.
HALLELUJAH THE 'REVS' ALIVE, GOOD TO HERE YOUR STILL KICKING... ALL THE EXCUSES USED UP NOW REV, TIME TO RETURN HOME, WHO ELSE CAN BALANCE A BAR ON THERE HEAD AS GOOD AS YOU??
ReplyDeleteTHE REV IS BACK, SEE YOU AT THE HOUSE OF PAIN.....
Hey Rev Hurry back. I'm trying to arrange a Funct Fit Basketball Game and I've got a shirt on my team with your name on it!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the support C. Nice post, I love it.
ReplyDeleteGreat to hear from you M
Ah...now that does sound like fun. Not so nimble these days and I might have to wear my glasses to see the ring. Perhaps I can base myself on James Worthy form the 80's lakers team. Whose in for the other team, Shaquille O'neal Socks?
I'm hoping my computer is now fixed, it's come back for the second time so fingers crossed it won't have to go back again.
I'm planning to call in next week but you might not recognise me as I've put that much weight on I'm starting to look like Pete from the family guy (when I wear my specs). Maybe I'm more likely to end up playing the Basketball game like Pete. Oh well..
rev,the box just ain't the same at the moment,
ReplyDeleteyou,ve gone awol, gav is ill, coach have been a bit peeky, and sp has almot vanished, i spend more time training with the women these days,just hope i dont turn into one,if weren't for owen,jame & stu, i think i would gone potty
hope to see you soon brother.
You're looking good enough for all of us Socks. I shall see you soon brother.
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